Killing time with one of my boys. |
~taking with me~ a lot of new clothing items because that is what happens when you wake up early on a Sunday to go to brunch for your friends 30th birthday and have a mimosa with lunch and then think it's a good idea to stop at Target for "just a couple necessities." My pocketbook took quite a hit due to my lack of inhibition. Apparently my virtue isn't the only things that gets loose with champagne...
~moving on from~opening my closet and saying "I have nothing to wear." Thank you mimosa!**
~quote of the week~ I had a lot of fun with one of my work boys yesterday making a random mini story (see above photo). I was the green pen and we traded back an forth. He was having a rough day so it made me laugh even harder when I read his last line. For ease of reading:
There once was a monkey named Fred**please note that while I did in fact have one mimosa, a desire for new clothes for the coming heat was more to blame for my poor inhibition than booze. However, when I tell my husband about the credit card bill, the mimosa with take the fall. Please drink and shop safely.
and her liked hot cheetos
but he only ate them on Monday mornings
but there's an exception on Tuesdays when he's in a good mood
and when he was in a good mood on Tuesdays he liked to eat them with chocolate and rainbow sprinkles
...yea that was a one time thing for Fred.
3 comments:
Hahahaha, I have learned this lesson -- I never ever go shopping when I've had any alcohol. Even a small amount renders me totally weak. Bookstores particularly + alcohol = serious peril for me.
I can never go into Target without spending like $11 and buying some article of clothing that I don't actually need -- totally sober! I have no idea what I would do if I were tipsy or drunk in Target. Bad things, I assume.
Whoops, that should be $100 not $11. If only it were just $11! Dang typos.
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